Q. How come your neighbor shot his wife while buying a house?  Aren't they sweet, loving couple?

A.  Yes, they are.  But, according to him, he shot his wife while buying a house because the contract read: "EXECUTE ALL THREE COPIES TOGETHER WITH YOUR WIFE!"

Q.  When you come to Africa for a visit, would you prefer that a crocodile eats you or a tiger?

A.  I'd prefer that the crocodile eats the tiger!!!

Q.  How do we know if a man is getting old?

A.  A man is getting old, when, once inside a restaurant, he inspects the food instead of the waitress!

Q. There's a commercial ads that a non-habit forming sleeping pills are now available in all leading drug stores.  How sure are they that those  sleeping pills are really non-habit forming?

A.  Well, I heard that when you take those pills, you do not wake up anymore that's why it is no habit forming.

Q.  Is it true that income tax authorities are going to produce a new, simplified tax form with only two sections?  If so, what are they?

A.  Yes it is true.  And the two sections are:

Section 1.  How much do you earn?

Section 2.  Send it.