Hello and welcome
to this month's edition of triviaaa news.
triviaaa Newsletter -
AUGUST 2006 Edition
Ok, first up, something very important peeps: It's not known how, or
why, but the triviaaa room has been overrun with Kamikaze Hamsters.
It's believed the species is that of the Siberian Hamster, with a
deep fetish for ankles and little toes. It's recommended that whilst
playing trivia in the next month people either wear long boots, or
keep their feet off the floor. It's yet to be established just how
these psychopathic rodents; who patter quietly along the floor
pantiless before screaming aloud: 'We love Donny Osmond! We love
Donny Osmond!' then dive bombing into people's ankles and ripping a
great chunk out of their skin, which any great white shark would be
proud of, actually got into the room, ...but I can assure you, we
are working overtime to eradicate these little nuisances.
One source has actually stated as much, that some of the pack have
splintered themselves away from the original cell and begun
worshipping the Bot after a frequently number of John Wayne
Questions appeared last week. As I said, they are psychotic in their
nature, and not in any way to be: approached, fed or taunted about
their ardent love for Donny and John. I stress vehemently that the
management of triviaaa has poured all its resources (contrary to
rumor that an overwhelming vote agreed not to spend a penny on the
matter, because it would siphon of our Let's get the hell out of
this mad house and run wild in Vegas for a weekend " ...another
quoting "So what if someone looses a toe, they got nine more: and
these Liza Minnelli tickets weren't cheap ya know--now pass the damn
tequila !! " ) into eliminating this vermin from our little abode,
and that by the time you read this, we should have exterminated the
problem." ...Again, we apologize for any inconvenience. **
Ok, onto the Forum:
Happenings In July
The winner for July's
Treasure
Hunt went
to
Suzette{SW}.
Jigsaw Zone
winners for July 2006:
poetry &
goddess`of`sunshine. Gypsy, Butterfly and Jocelynn
got
jackpots.
The
Brain
Tickler Egghead
winner went to
Butterfly.
Weekly
auction
winners
were
ms_h,
goddess`of`sunshine, Betula and Charity.
People who celebrated
birthdays in
July by
date: 1 Korbin 4 SeaChelle 5 Masterful-Roleplayer 7 MasterL 8 Alicia
9 Saffy 13 Monkeybone a. k. a. Cat 14 prettygreeneyes 16 godddesss
16 Hunty 17 Star`fire 21 En4cer 22 Largo 22 longlost 23 Nikinya 29
Issial
Ok, that's all for this month's newsletter ...Be safe, be well
...see ya next month
Issial
(Official triviaaa Newsletter writer)
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** The Management
and Staff of triviaaa is not liable in any shape or form for the
loss of bodily parts that could be inflicted by: Viewing too much
porn, Sticking your hand inside the Bot and trying to stop its fan,
Consistently re-entering the room because you don't know whether you
are coming or going, cause neither does the swivel door, or Kamikaze
Rodents that may or may not appear from time to time, under the 1952
triviaaa Policy Act copyright.
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