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A lady went in to
a vet
to git some tweetmint fer her pet
"this duck is sick" she did declare
da vet said "put it ovah dere"
he looked at it an' den he said
"im sorry miss, yer duck iz dead"
"oh no!!!!" da lady did exclaim
"a second 'pinion fer yer claim!!!"
the vet brought in a little cat
an' asked "whut do yew fink ov dat?"
da kitten to da patient went
sniffed once, then left with sad intent
"one more, one more!!!" the ladee said
"i cant beeleev my duck iz dead!!"
the vet den opened up da door
an' ushered in a labrador
da doggie listened to da bird.
but not a sound dat doggie heard
he shook his head an' left da room
da ladee cried, so fullov gloom
da vet den gave ta huh his bill
which made da lady feel kwite ill
"three hunnert pounds? yew gonna try
ta bleed my bankbook f****n dry?
jest whut da hell yew fink yer at,
yew usurer!! yew f****n rat!!!"
da vet looked round an' said "tuff luck!!!
yew wanted ALL done fer dat duck!!!
it woulda cost much less, ol' sport...
but the cat scan...an' the lab report..."
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