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TRIVIA ADDICTION
dem three letter wurdz dey jest drive me insane
dey're a pest dey're a drag dey're a feckin big pain
an' dem daft baby names an' dat ol' gary cooper
an da fact dat a mountie's a canadian state trooper
an' da numbah ov letters in every last digit
an' da kawfee i drink - dang it jest makes me fidget!!!
dis twiviaa addiction makes me temperamental
(my dickshunnary sayz dats "half temper, half mental")
my life is on permanent hold cuz yew see
i havta learn whut iz da world's deepest sea
an' my knowledge ov stuff found in kitchens is weak
an' dat durned spanish lingo, ive learned how ta speak!!!
but i KNOW dat ive jest had enuff ov it all
now i know every film made by dat lucille ball !!!
for trivia knowledge i have such a thirst
dat it feelz like my brainpan iz ready to...
THE RAPPER
hez a rapper
hez a crapper
hez a worn out chocolate wrapper
hez no good
an' he should
be assaulted by a dude
wivva stick hit him kwick
hit da feckah till hez sick
hit him haaahd
make him sore
till he jest cant rap no more
an ample example
to the guys hoo mix deir sample
stamp dem out
deres no doubt
dat dey make folks skweem an' shout
wed be so much bettah off
if dem rappers wud FECK OFF
YEAH!!!!
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